Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Smooth, Rogers.”
“I just…I-I tripped!”
“Sure you did. Saw something you like?”
“No!”
“Your blush says otherwise.”
“Shut up, Tony.”
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: I was made to kneel.
(Source: catching-everlark)
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
I agree with this.
I like this headcanon.
ANOTHER.
Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy.
son of a bitch…
